You know the scene in Fight Club where Edward Norton smashes the shit out of Jared Leto's face? I feel like that a lot.
My brother was an abusive piece of shit for the first 20 years of my life and is the reason for a lot of my psychological and emotional damage, but he has a kid and is better now so I'm not supposed to be pissed at him anymore. I still am sometimes.
I have anger management problems and sometimes I get so mad that I can't help slapping myself in the face until it feels warm for a half hour afterward
I think socialism is a great idea and I wish moron conservatives weren't so afraid of it
Ditto gay marriage
Anyone who is against gay marriage loses my respect
Part of the reason why I'm taking Maureen's last name is that I don't want to be a Lavieri anymore
I don't give a shit if people want abortions but if they aren't legal then they will also no longer be safe
I've lived in the United States all my life and I don't see what all the fuss is about
A big part of that is because of our stupid fucking obsession with babies and procreation
Another big part of it is that Christians have done a FUCKLOAD of stuff way way way way way worse than 9/11 but for some reason Americans are afraid of Muslims
Sooooo that's Carmine.